All God's Creatures

Depends on the Breed  you ask ...

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 

• Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 

• Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 

• Rottweiler: Make me. 

• Boxer: If  I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair ...

• Lab: Oh, me, me, meee!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 

• German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 

• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 

• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! 

• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 

• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.' 

• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 

• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ... 

• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

• Basenji: LIGHT BULB? We don't change no stinking light bulbs!

• Beagle: How many cookies do I get?

• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

• Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

• Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is! Right there!Can't you see it yet?! Look!

• Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark. Really, we're not.

• Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, darling. What are servants for? 

• Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

• Pug: Uh, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

• Shiba-Inu: Zero! Shibas aren't afraid of the dark!

• Pomeranian: We don't change light bulbs, although sometimes our agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for us while we're out.

• CAT: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.