This is the story of a garage owner in New Mexico
who gave his dog a haircut.
He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc.
So he came up with this idea to give his Woofter a haircut.
He put the word out that he had a new "Mexican Lion" that would attack anyone that tried to break-in or climb his fence.
Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.
The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot,
and his butt's so cold.
~ A big "Thanks" to Jean for passing on this story to us!